Grown up fail

Want to know where I am right now? Sitting in my car...waiting for gas to be delivered.

Thank the Lord I live in an urban environment and have a cell phone. Because I would be crying hysterically if I lived in the country and had to seek out a gas station and pay phone right now. I've watched enough horror films to know that that would mean certain death.

That's right, I'm 28 years old, and I just ran out of gas.

I think we can safely say this is not step three in becoming a grown up.