Attention, please. It took me one month and nineteen days, but I have actual progress to report. Yesterday, I drank 64 ounces of water, ate a salad for dinner and did thirty minutes of cardio. I know that's what people are supposed to do every day, but sadly, my managing to do the bare minimum in an effort to be healthy makes me feel like someone should give me a gold star or an achievement certificate.
It's sort of like when men take out the trash or put their dirty clothes in the hamper and go out of their way to point it out as an accomplishment and women roll their eyes and think, way to go, Jackass. Let's see if you can string several of those "accomplishments" together and make a lifestyle change. Wait, no, it's just like that. Let's see if I can string a few days of this together, shall we?
Update: Crap, I forgot to mention that I have also worn make up to work two days in a row, and my hair is not in a ponytail today. Gold star yet? No? More stuff I should have just been doing anyway? Right. You're right. Thanks for keeping me from gettin' the big head.
Update: Crap, I forgot to mention that I have also worn make up to work two days in a row, and my hair is not in a ponytail today. Gold star yet? No? More stuff I should have just been doing anyway? Right. You're right. Thanks for keeping me from gettin' the big head.
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Congratulations! One day at a time. :)
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