Wal-Mart hates my dogs

'scuse me?  Wal-Mart?  WTF?

I move a lot, y'all.  To have not hailed from nomadic people, I sure do like to play make-believe that I did.

One lesson I learn quite often is that whoever is running Wal-Mart is trying to piss me off.

Last night?  Last night I boiled spaghetti noodles, baked garlic bread, and only then remembered that the hamburger meat for the sauce.........still in the freezer.......mmm hmm, still frozen.

That should demonstrate to you how very taxed my brain is.  There just is not enough brain power left to figure out where the hell they've hidden the dog food in this version of Wal-Mart.

Why?  Why is every store different?  Not just a little bit different.  Some times you people completely flip the layout.  In Garland, grocery is on the left.  So, I walked into the left side of the Wal-Mart in Wylie expecting to see tomatoes and was instead greeted by bikinis.  That's right, grocery is on the right in Wylie.  (i.e. You parked on the wrong side, hooker.)

Did I mention that the Wal-Mart in Garland did a complete remodel in the last year, and I was just beginning to be able to walk in and remember that the chips were in a really stupid place, but I could find them?  I have no clue where the chips are in Wylie.  

So, Wal-Mart, explain it to me.  Explain to me why you can't pick one layout and implement it all over the country.  Tell me why dog food can't be on aisle 26 in every Wal-Mart in the nation.  Tell me why I have to feel like a rat in a maze every time I go to another one of your stores.  

Lastly, tell me why when I finally figure out the layout of the Wal-Mart down the street from my new residence, you do a complete remodel and move the dog food again.   

Why do you hate my dogs?