Karma

Frankly, I had this coming. A girl can only run from karma for so long before it catches up to her.

Even though I tried to throw it off by running first to California and then to Texas, it tracked me down and made its presence known, and I now know that there could be at least one golf ball if I were, indeed, Elin Nordegren.

I wasn't the best wife to my first husband (that's still giving me too much credit), but I learned a lot and wholly committed myself to the second one. That's not to say I was perfect, but I was completely in love with him and absolutely devoted to him and our family.

Unfortunately, I had a broken heart coming and karma was going to make me reap what I had sown regardless of how much I had learned and grown.

So be it. I've officially paid my debt.

So, i figure, we're even now, and the next person I fall in love with is mine for keeps.