I've taken to testing my kid to make sure that I am, in fact, still in charge and still smarter than him.
Me: Silas, let's go take a bath.
Silas: No!
Me: Stunned. You like to take baths, Silas...
Silas: No!
Me: You don't like to take baths?
Silas: No!
Me: Oh, well, fair enough. Do you still like to go outside?
Silas: No! thinks a beat. Mommy, outside! Bicycle. Outside.
That's what I thought, dude. Keep being a little bratty, brat, brat, and I'll keep tricking you into telling me you no longer like to do the things I don't feel like doing in the 428 degree heat.
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