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Friday, August 14, 2009

Brain Surgery Intern Needed...and other jaw-dropping posts

Allow me to assist you in losing a couple of hours of your life to the internet today:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Because I am always getting emails with links to entertaining websites and such from my co-worker/friend, Emma, my time-wasting abilities have increased exponentially over the last year (good for the soul, bad for the billing). Perhaps all of you knew about all of these magnificent cyber-meccas of entertainment, but I am always flabbergasted by the fact that so many people have created so many websites that a) I know nothing about and b) once I am introduced, I visit obsessively and stay on them until it feels like my eyes may bleed.

Today's site-I-knew-nothing-about-and-now-love is Craig's List's "best of". I made myself stop after the first three because it is Friday and there is no way to make up lost billable time for the week, but the first three left me in stitches. Here is a sample:

"Need a Brain Surgery Intern ASAP! I have just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and the doctor says that I only have 3 months to live unless I have brain surgery. This is an unpaid operation, but you will receive credit and snacks while you are operating. This is a good way to build up your resume by networking with others who need free surgery. If you do a good job, and I live, this may lead to future PAID surgeries!
If you have your own surgery tools and anesthesia, that is a plus and you move to the front of the line.
Please respond with a link to all of the operations that you have performed, transcripts from the universities that you attended, and a copy of your MCAT scores.
Please only respond if you are SERIOUS. You must be a team player and have your own car.

  • Location: Atlanta
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay"
Told you........enjoy!

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