I fell off the wagon

Today, Google (via healthline.com) has diagnosed me as having one of the following:

• Migraine (ruled it out because I have migraines occasionally, and this ain't no migraine)
• Heart attack
• Meningitis
• Poliomyelitis
• Subarachnoid Hemorrhage
• Aneurysm in the brain

And I had been doing such a fantastic job of avoiding self-diagnosis of deadly diseases.