My memory is worse than I thought

It has come to my attention that I am mis-remembering my early-20's, which isn't very surprising after the twenty minute conversation Michael and I had about my horrible memory yesterday.  It is now apparent to me that I have always lacked the ability to dress myself.  Please see the photograph below for evidence of this fact.

This outfit is what I wore to an awards ceremony my former law school threw at the end of a summer program it sponsors.  I had to speak at that ceremony.  The earrings speak volumes, don't they?  Also, that inch of stomach on display.  Classy touch.  

A friend of mine posted the picture on Facebook, and I could not stop staring at those earrings.  No wonder I quit accessorizing.  I was doing it very poorly.