My elevator rant

Wanna know something else I don't like?  (Clearly because this blog is full of things that annoy me.)

Elevators.  

There are so many things to loathe about them.  Like they're gross and claustrophobic and always smell weird and sometimes people talk on their cell phones in them when they're crowded - and worse - sometimes people make awkward elevator small talk with me (I hate all awkward small talk).

One of my biggest pet peeves is being trapped on an elevator with several other people and their perfumes and their take out food and their cell phones and their awkward small talk for any longer than ten seconds. 

I have to take two separate elevators to get from my car to my office when I drive myself to work, so I also take issue with whoever designed this building.  Do better if you design buildings for a living or if you ride elevators ever at all.  Hang up your phone, wear less perfume and quit talking to me about the weather.